Cookie In My Pocket

MJ-OBrien wrote on 3/21/2013, 1:04 PM
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The story of a man, his girlfriend and a cookie. Made using magix programs. Video available on youtube under my moniker/name The Worst Party On Earth. (lyrics below) Cheers!

Cookie In My Pocket
I got a cookie in my pocket and I don't know what to do
Should I keep it for myself or should I share it with you
I know you might be kinda hungry, but I'm hungry too
Should I keep it a secret or should I let you see it
I got a cookie in my pocket and I don't know what I'm gonna do

It all started in the lobby by the vending machine
When I saw a little something sittin' by the jellybeans
Four Mutha-F#*&ing quarters was all that I had
So I couldn't get two and I didn't want half
I knew I only had a minute so I got that cookie out
and just as I was about to put it in my mouth
You came out of the restroom in record time
I never knew that girls could pee that fast, it blew my mind
So I hid it in my pocket - I wasn't sure she'd even want it
So now it's sittin' in my pocket just ready to eat
I've really got to think about this, it's wait and see
(Chorus)
And now she's starting to tell me about some gossip she heard
I got Nabisco on the brain baby, and I can't hear a word
I just keep noddin' my head, as if i'm into the action
But this treat in my pants is just such a distraction
Yeah, I learned all about sharing in the 1st grade
But my tummy is a grumbling and I just can't wait
So I could be naughty or I could be nice
But there's just one cookie and I still can't decide
(Chorus)
Let Me Hear Ya Say Chocolate - Let Me Hear Ya Say Chip (2x)
I bet it's crisp on the edges and chewy in the middle
It's nice and round and I'm just dying for a nibble
I may be insecure like the Cookie Monster
but Me Want Cookie!
(Chorus 2x)